Prologue

I am an ashamed post-modern communications scholar. So why is it that I was actually surprised when I noticed that I wasn't writing my book in order! Is this normal?

Well, in any case, consider yourself warned -- most of the forthcoming entries won't actually run in order. Don't even count on the paragraphs being in order. Seeing as how this all came about from a dream, it makes perfect sense, doesn't it?